Satisfyer Men Heat and Vibration – Sex Toy Review

Satisfyer Men Heat and Vibration – Sex Toy Review

It’s gettin’ hot in herrrrre (so hot), so take off all your clothes. I am, gettin’ so hot, I wanna take my clothes off! That song has been permanently stuck in my head since high school. Its also the first thing that comes to mind when I start thinking about the Satisfyer Men Heat and...

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ABS Plastic Masturbator/Sleeve Rechargeable Satisfyer Silicone Vibrator

April 9, 2019

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Satisfyer Men – Sex Toy Review

Coming from Satisfyer, I was REALLY expecting the Satisfyer Men to do something really cool… like have some kind of weird and wild air pulse component like all my other Satisfyer toys… or at the very least I figured it would do something mildly exciting… like vibrate… but not… it’s just another masturbation sleeve… just...

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Cyberskin Masturbator/Sleeve Satisfyer TPE

December 4, 2018

Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit – Sex Toy Review

Did you know that today (December 4th) is National Cookie Day?! I did! Well… I know only because one of my favorite Youtube cooking shows “Binging with Babish” made the most amazing looking chocolate chip cookies yesterday in honor of today being National Cookie Day. So… that is a thing I know and a thing...

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Rabbit Satisfyer Silicone Suction Based Vibrator

June 12, 2018

3 comments

Satisfyer Pro Traveler – Sex Toy Review

Okay, at what point does a person own too many Satisfyers? Is there a specific number? Like, is 11 too many? Asking for a friend… That friend is me. I own all the Satisfyers. ALL THE SATISFYERS. You can’t turn around in my house without tripping over a Satisfyer sex toy. It’s becoming kind of...

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ABS Plastic Rechargeable Satisfyer Silicone Suction Based

March 29, 2018

1 comment

Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration – Sex Toy Review

Hello, my name is Kitten Boheme and it has been exactly four months and eleven days since my last Satisfyer review. I’ll admit it, I was on the fence about reviewing yet another Satisfyer toy. Don’t get me wrong, I have (mostly) adored almost every model I’ve tried… but they are more or less just...

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Rechargeable Satisfyer Silicone Suction Based Vibrator

November 18, 2017

Satisfyer 2 – Sex Toy Review

At this point reviewing the Satisfyer 2 seems kind of pointless. It is an older model of Satisfyer and the way the company has been furiously updating their toys (hello, Next Generation), well… it already seems like it’s a dinosaur of the suction based toy world. But, I will review it, for two reasons: 1....

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Battery Powered Satisfyer Suction Based Vibrator

November 16, 2017

Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation – Sex Toy Review

I’ll be honest, when Peepshow Toys offered me the Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation for review I was a little bit hesitant. I still have a small army of older generation of Satifyers yet to review. It seems like every time I get my notes together for a Satisfyer they have already made a new...

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ABS Plastic Rechargeable Satisfyer Silicone Suction Based Vibrator

October 18, 2017

Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation – Sex Toy Review

Oh boy, here we go again! Previously I have reviewed the Satisfyer Pro Penguin and the Satisfyer Pro 2 and thanks to the people at Satisfyer itself I am now able to bring you the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation! Do you hear the choirs of angels and see the heavenly light from above? No? Well, either...

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ABS Plastic Rechargeable Satisfyer Silicone Suction Based Vibrator

September 2, 2017

Satisfyer Pro 2 – Sex Toy Review

I love it when an orgasm comes naturally. When I don’t have to lie there and force it, jabbing, poking, or vibrating myself into an uncomfortable stupor waiting for an elusive orgasm that just doesn’t seem to want to surface. I love having long, intense, magical orgasms that just… flow. I love the sorts of...