Hot Octopuss Queen Bee – Sex Toy Review

Hot Octopuss Queen Bee – Sex Toy Review

For the longest time I was pretty darn sure that when it came time for me to write my review of the Hot Octopuss Queen Bee that it would be a mostly negative review. The first handful of tests I did with the toy were not met with great success. I didn’t like the way...

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ABS Plastic Hot Octopuss Rechargeable Vibrator

July 2, 2018

35 comments

Zumio – Sex Toy Review

Zumio… more like ZumiOH-MY-GOD-THIS-IS-AWESOME! Like, seriously, I can’t stand how much I love this thing… since the Zumio came home with me from Las Vegas it had displaced my Doxy Wand as my current orgasm go-to toy. That’s how friggin’ amazing this weird little toy is! My Doxy has been sulking under the bed and...

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ABS Plastic Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator Zumio

June 12, 2018

3 comments

Satisfyer Pro Traveler – Sex Toy Review

Okay, at what point does a person own too many Satisfyers? Is there a specific number? Like, is 11 too many? Asking for a friend… That friend is me. I own all the Satisfyers. ALL THE SATISFYERS. You can’t turn around in my house without tripping over a Satisfyer sex toy. It’s becoming kind of...

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ABS Plastic Rechargeable Satisfyer Silicone Suction Based

May 3, 2018

1 comment

Blush Novelties Aria Mi Vibe – Sex Toy Review

It is always fun when I am sent super expensive, luxury toys to review. The kinds of toys I would probably never buy for myself because I hate spending money (mostly because I never seem to have enough of it…). But what excites me even more than those luxury toys are the toys that seem...

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ABS Plastic Blush Novelties Bullet Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator

April 28, 2018

1 comment

Rocks-Off Joycicle Vibrator – Sex Toy Review

Part of me really wants to hold off on this review until July… so that we can celebrate Christmas in July, but I’m not sure I can wait that long. I also know for darn tootin’ I can’t wait until the actual Holiday season… and I know it’s only April and that no one in their...

Review

ABS Plastic Battery Powered Rocks Off Ltd Vibrator

April 26, 2018

Rocks-Off Touch of Velvet Bullet Vibrator – Sex Toy Review

I feel like the humble bullet vibrator is often many a persons first introduction into sex toys. After all, they are usually cheap and they are pretty discreet (which may be important if you are shyly buying your first sex toy…which I have totally been there, done that…) and fairly non-threatening looking. And since the...

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ABS Plastic Battery Powered Bullet Rocks Off Ltd Vibrator

March 28, 2018

2 comments

Blush Novelties Noje W3 – Sex Toy Review

When I first started seeing reviews of the Blush Novelties Noje W3 pop up, I was pretty skeptical. I just couldn’t believe that a wand so tiny could be as good as people were saying. Considering one of my last experiences with a tiny wand vibrator was the Body Wand Mini… you can understand my hesitation. But,...

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ABS Plastic Blush Novelties Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator Wand

January 16, 2018

Rocks-Off Little Charm – Sex Toy Review

Oh, oh, oh, OH! This is another one of those toys that is just so cute, that I almost don’t care if it works or not… I already love it SO MUCH. I have an enormous soft spot for sex toys that are too cute for their own good (like Ramsey Rabbit or the Zalo Baby...

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ABS Plastic Battery Powered Rocks Off Ltd Vibrator

January 14, 2018

Rocks-Off Purple Heart – Sex Toy Review

When ever I read that a sex toy is battery powered I always feel my heart sink down in my chest just a little bit. Battery powered often seems to be synonymous with either weak and disappointing or buzzy and disappointing. The Iroha Mini, for example, was a battery powered disappointment as was the Bodywand...