WaterSlyde Bathtub Water Diverter – Sex Toy Review

I have been extremely curious about the WaterSlyde from the moment it crossed into my Twitter newsfeed. The concept is so simple that it borders on near brilliance. There are absolutely no moving parts (unless you happen to count the single length of ribbon), nothing high-tech, no motors or other wild bells and whistles. Nope, the WaterSlyde is nothing but a longish plastic chute with a bit of pink ribbon. For something so super simple it is an oddly unique toy!

The WaterSlyde is pretty much exactly what it sounds like, it is a slide for water. With the attached pink ribbon simply tie the WaterSlyde around your bathtub faucet and you’ve got yourself a lovely little orgasmic water slide. Yep, it really is that simple… it almost gives me very little to write about… thank God it was awesome, that will give me a few extra words to say a it this toy!

This whole experience has definitely taken me back to my masturabatory beginnings (my masturbation origin story). When I was just a fledgling little pervert my go to masturbation toys were a hairbrush with a super textured ribbed handle and the bathtub faucet/shower head. I moved around a lot as a young woman, I had a new bathroom at least once a year. Sometimes these bathrooms would have removable shower heads and these were my favorite bathrooms. Some bathrooms did not have removable shower head, those bathrooms were not my favorite, although that didn’t stop me from throwing my legs up over my head and scooting as close to the faucet as I could, contorting my body until my clit was resting under the running water. There was always something so satisfying about taking a long, hot bath/shower that ended in an orgasm.

The WaterSlyde is a refreshing (pun was not intended but I’m glad it found me…) change from smashing vibrators against my clit and vulva. It was sort of like I was giving my nether regions the day off and treating them to a spa day. Yep, it felt pretty luxurious. Especially when you add candles and a glass of wine… okay, I’m not that fancy, it was a Death Star shaped night light and a La Croix… but you get the idea.

So, I tried the WaterSlyde in two different bathtubs. The first run I tried was the one in my own home. I have a pretty standard looking looking bathtub with the shorter, wider faucet… it’s pretty typical and what I think of when I think bathtub faucet. On my tub the WaterSlyde fit beautifully and functioned amazingly well. The second tub I tried was in my Mom’s house. She has this beautiful claw foot tub that sits raised up on a tile platform in the middle of her bathroom… it is seriously awesome… but the faucet… well… while it was pretty… it’s functionally useless with the WaterSlyde, This tub has a long, skinny faucet that curves up in a graceful upside down U (it reminds me of a swans neck) and the WaterSlyde was unable to securely attach to it (which is a total bummer, as that tub is far more photogenic then my own). So that is definitely something to be aware of when purchasing a WaterSlyde of your own, if you have a faucet that is quite different from the more common size, it may not work. I think the biggest issue will be is if your faucet is real skinny, I think a wider faucet would be more forgiving, as long as the ribbon can tie around it.

In use, the WaterSlyde was absolutely scrummy. Okay, sure, it took me much longer to orgasm than what I’ve gotten used to with my high powered vibrators… but the whole ride was worth it. The warm bath water spilling over me, the rose scented bath bomb fizzing away, enjoying the tunes I had paying from my nearby phone (it was my Disney playlist on Spotify… Hakuna Matata)… it was nice just to lay back and relax and just let the orgasm slowly roll over me.

Another great thing about the WaterSlyde is that it makes water faucet orgasms far more accessible for those of us who can’t perform circus level contortionist acts to get our bodies under the faucet in just the right way (okay… okay… I admit it, I’m jealous of you ultra flexible people…actually, I’ve got a problem with being hyper-flexible… which makes things really painful for me) due to mobility issues, bigger bodies, or just not being all that flexible. Made from 16 inches of ABS plastic, the WaterSlyde works by extending the water stream out further, making it easier to position your body under it. Yep… its that simple… like I said, this whole toy is crazy simple!

Controlling the WaterSlyde comes down to how your own personal bathtub works! Your hot and cold knobs are your controls, play around with the temperature and the power of the flow… find what works for you! For me, I like a full powered flow and super-duper warm water… like… way warm… hot even… I’ve been accused of being some kind of lava monster who thrives in burning hot water. My Stunt Cock and I can’t take sexy baths or showers together because he boils like a lobster in my water. Once you find your perfect water temp/flow, your secondary “controls” for the toy are your body itself, you can reposition your body to control where the water hits… I had to use a hand to keep my labia spread to keep the water splashing directly into my clit.

This is probably not the toy for those of you looking for the wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am experience. Even if you get quick orgasms from water there is still the whole process of drawing a bath, getting undressed, getting into the tub, having orgasms, draining tub, drying off, getting dressed… yeah… not a quick process. But if this is the only downside of this toy… well… it’s not much of a downside…

I can 100% recommend the WaterSlyde to anyone looking for a yummy bathtub orgasm experience. Also, when not bro g used for orgasms the WaterSlyde doubles as a fantastic way to wash small dogs! I have a jumpy little chihuahua mix that pretty much requires both hands to keep her in the tub… so I don’t usually have a hand free to fill up a water cup to dump over her… so the WaterSlyde came in handy! I was able to position her back under the water and rinse the soap out! So you definitely need this multi-tasking toy! Also, these awesome water orgasms are available for less than $25! Woo-hoo! I love when a toy is both awesome AND affordable!

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The WaterSlyde Bathtub Water Diverter was provided to me free of charge by SheVibe in exchange for my honest review.